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Christopher Scott - Status: Member
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- Deviant since Nov 21, 2005, 8:14 PM
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The Metalstruck Maniacin deviantID on 4/1/08
The Wandering PhilosopherChapter OneThe Wandering Philosopher
A traveler sat down to rest underneath a tree alongside a dirt path. He leaned against the trunk as he let the shade cool him down. As he was relaxing, a small boy came running along that dirt path. He noticed the man sitting underneath the tree and stopped to see if he was okay. "Hiya" said the little boy. "Are you okay?" The little boy balanced on his feet as he stared down at the man underneath the tree.
"Why, hello there" the man said. "What are you doing all the way out here alone? It's quite dangerous for you to be out here on your own."
"I'm a brave adventurer," the boy yelled, "and I'
in Life Stories on 3/22/08
Politics 101How To Become A Great PoliticianPolitics 101
1. Become an actor. Being a politician is all about acting—it’s all about lying through your teeth. Since acting is just a socially acceptable form of lying about who you are, most great politicians study acting. Improvisational skills might also come in handy. There will be instances where the cue cards fall, so you need to be able to think on your toes and lie effectively. You might also have a battery in your earpiece die, causing you to lose contact with the person in the white van across the street that’s feeding you what to say. You’ll definitely be patting yourself on th
in Satire on 1/4/08
Journalism 101How To Be A Successful JournalistJournalism 101
1. Snoop. The number one rule in journalism is “always poke around in other peoples’ business”. People may hate you for invading their privacy, but the general public will be glad you got the story.
2. Don’t do anything illegal. Unless you have to. Some things just can’t be prevented.
3. Never take a day off. There will always be a story to cover. That may mean working everyday, but that’s the price you have to pay to make it as a journalist. Who needs friends when you’re a successful journalist? You have your job, and that’s all y
in Satire on 1/4/08
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- Websitehttp://www.myspace.com/scottzorrzz
- Emailscottzorrzz@sbcglobal.net
- AIMelmalo3x
- MSNscottzorrzz@hotmail.com
- Current Age: 19
- Current Residence: here, there, everywhere
- Interests: writing, photography, acting
- Favourite movie: reservoir dogs
- Favourite band or musician: the beatles
- Favourite genre of music: rock
- Favourite poet or writer: markus zusak
- MP3 player of choice: iPod
- Favourite gaming platform: PS2
- Personal Quote: Questions of the heart should be answered from within. After all, that is where the heart lies.
- Tools of the Trade: a pen, a paper, a muse
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+ Cosplayers And Hairspray- The true reason for global warming+
:-Demyx of ~Castle-Oblivion-UK-:
--Tune in for Demyx Time!--
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Masia RLZ
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"silence is what drives men into madness; as the heartbeat fills his ears, silence becomes wicked noise."
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I stole my sister´s boyfriend. I was all whirlwind, heat and flash. Within a week we killed my parents and hit the road.
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I am Xaldin in The Disney Directory's Character Claimers' Crew
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"Estoy sola en la oscuridad de mi alma"
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Sara. <33
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be proud of who u r
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Sophie Zzzut ! / Titre mondial à la vanille - S° Parano ID : 58098
"I don't speak English !"
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"If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off"
"ohhh snap!"
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Castro is alive? O.o
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"If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off"
"ohhh snap!"
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Sophie Zzzut ! / Titre mondial à la vanille - S° Parano ID : 58098
"I don't speak English !"
Welcome to Deviantart
and thanks for the watch too
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'My Metapod just evolved into a Butterfree! So...its Margarine?'
Do you know Japanese? Can you help me translate this; [link] ?
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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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